NBA: The Benchwarmer Took the Court, and Kobe Was Stunned

I transmigrated into the Lakers' water-boy job, and all I wanted was to finish out my contract and go back to China to buy a house. I'd already given up on my basketball career!

Then, during garbage time in Game 6 of the NBA Finals, I was sent in as a disposable foul machine, and the “God-Tier Talent Fusion System” suddenly activated!

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have permanently fused the peak talent of Giannis Antetokounmpo!”

“Ding! Acquired the divine skill [Three-Point Walker]. For two minutes, every three-pointer is guaranteed to go in, defying the laws of physics!”

Me: “???”

I really don't want to play! But my body won't listen! I accidentally steal the ball from Pierce, then accidentally block Garnett, and finally toss it up while lying on the floor... and damn it, it goes in again!

Kobe looks completely dumbfounded. “Where's that rookie who was about to run away?”

The Zen Master says, “I don't understand what I just saw, but I'm deeply shaken!”

Looking at the Celtics, who've been forced to call a timeout, I just want to take the coach's hand and ask: Coach, can I clock out now? Could you settle my paycheck too?