Chris, the illegitimate son of the Soren family, a third-rate noble house in the universe.
On the verge of adulthood, he’s kicked by his family to the most remote dumping ground in the universe, the Milky Way, under the pretext of “gaining experience.”
By chance, he discovers a blue planet (Earth). Scans reveal that Earthlings have unusually active soul waves, making them perfect “psychic laborers”!
One day, an army of monsters made up of mythical beings (players) appears in the universe, murmuring the whispers of the Old Gods (Players: “The new update is live! Burning Crusade! If you’re my brother, hit me once!”).
Chris, the good-for-nothing son of the Soren family, takes a sip of cheap synthetic red wine and sighs helplessly:
“I swear, at first, I really just wanted to recruit a few free miners on Earth...”