Yin Meirao transmigrates into The Grave Robbers' Chronicles and binds herself to the most outrageous System ever: getting intimate makes her stronger, and flirting is the only way to stay alive.
At the start, in the Lu Palace, she has just three minutes left to live.
System alert: An exceptionally high source of pheromones, Zhang Qiling, has been detected. Immediate intimate contact recommended.
She lunges at the Taciturn Bottle and plants a kiss on his neck.
Wang Pangzi breaks down on the spot: “So you came to a tomb to find a date?!”
And it gets even more absurd. Whenever my romance points drop, the System makes me transform into something at random. I once turned into Zhang Qishan’s teacup. He held me and took a sip, and I experienced every sensation the Buddha Lord felt while drinking tea.
The most outrageous was turning into Chen Pi A Si’s eyelid for an entire day. I was forced to watch him shave a flying dagger until I was dizzy.
I flirted with every member of the Nine Gates.
Zhang Qiling carried me against his chest as he climbed for twenty-four hours. His Qilin tattoo resonated with mine the whole way.
Zhang Qishan held the teacup and asked me who I really was.
Then the System displayed a message: Your transformations have never been random. Everything you turn into is the softest crack in the memories of those around you. And the light shining through the crack in the Bronze Gate is searching for its key.
Someone behind the gate has been waiting for me for forty-two years.
That person is my mother.
[Also known as]
"How I Stay Alive Through Intimacy in the Tomb-Robbing World"
"After Becoming the Taciturn Bottle’s Personal Accessory"
"I Drove the Entire Nine Gates Wild with My Flirting"
[Reading Guide]
Four Systems combined · irresistible charm · staying alive through cuddles · transformation scenes galore · all the male leads have ambiguous feelings · the heroine isn’t a saint and has principles; she just wants to survive. If that’s not your thing, please don’t read. Let’s respect each other. Laugh until you crow, then get emotionally wrecked · the ultimate truth behind the Bronze Gate.
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