Ni Jie (heroine): “I’m Ni Jie, your big sister! Starting today, I’m in charge of the animals in this courtyard!”
Chen Jiang (hero): “The first time I saw her, she was standing in the rain on a rooftop. The second time, she was in my arms. The third time, she wanted to drag me into madness with her.”
Qin Huairu (cousin): “I used to live on my knees. Now I stand tall, because my cousin gave me the tongue-lashing I needed.”
Granny Jia (villain): “I spent my whole life being a lowlife, and in the end, a lunatic got me locked up. God, are you blind?”
Xu Damao (villain): “I only wanted to steal a few things, but she stole my whole life instead.”
Yi Zhonghai (hypocrite): “I pretended to be a good person for twenty years. She stripped away the whole act in one night.”
Liu Haizhong (Second Grandpa): “I’m the number one grandpa in the courtyard! ...What? If she says it doesn’t count, then it doesn’t?”
Yan Bugui (Third Grandpa): “I spent my whole life scheming, only to find out I can’t outscheme a lunatic.”
Han Zhiyuan (ally): “I came to get revenge, but she dragged me all over the mountains, and I nearly got shot full of holes.”
Wu Jianguo (undercover agent): “I spent three years undercover. She shows up, and suddenly I’m exposed.”
Qingsong (old lady): “I pretended to be deaf and dumb for twenty years. In the end, this girl exposed me with one sentence.”
Investigator Zhou: “I came to investigate a case, and ended up as her errand boy.”
Li Zhenhua: “I spent twenty years plotting, and she took me down in a month.”
Song Yuanda: “I have a lot of power, but she’s even crazier than I am. I lost.
She’s genuinely crazy, and genuinely ruthless, but she never leaves anyone she wants to protect behind.
A runaway patient from a psychiatric hospital, here to deal with anyone who dares to defy her.
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