Transmigrating as Lü Bu: Step Aside, Godfather, I’m Living Off Others

In his previous life, he was a top delivery rider. After transmigrating to the late Han dynasty, he becomes Lu Bu, the infamous “servant of three masters,” just as he's about to swear loyalty to Ding Yuan as his adoptive father.

Seeing that he's about to be saddled with the blame for “killing his adoptive fathers,” Lu Bu flips the table in a rage.

“I wore the imperial yellow robe every day in my past life, with feasts of meat to keep me company. And now you expect me to work for free as your son? Dream on!”

He awakens the “Human GPS” talent! Every city and pass in the realm, the locations of famous generals and beauties, the dates of historical events: all are pinpointed with perfect accuracy in his mind! Others fight in the dark; he fights with “navigation enabled, crushing them with superior information”!

From the start, he rides alone into Luoyang, steals Empress He right out from under everyone, and takes control of the court by “holding the Empress Dowager hostage to command the lords.” He even gets to enjoy the benefits without lifting a finger!

Ding Yuan: “Fengxian, I would like to take you as my adopted son!”

Lu Bu: “Get lost! The Empress Dowager says I'm the rightful Son of Heaven!”

Cao Cao: “Why have all the peerless beauties and fierce generals I had my eye on disappeared?”

Lu Bu: “Chancellor, think bigger! If you've got the guts, you can take your boss's maternity leave. Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Zhen Mi, and Diao Chan: your general here has signed for all of them in advance!”

Liu Bei: “My second brother is invincible under heaven...”

Lu Bu: “Guan Yu and Zhang Fei? Empty promises won't cut it. A house in Luoyang by year-end, and now they're my top sales champions!”

From a mere warrior to ruler of all under heaven, Lu Bu gazes up at the sky and sighs: “I really didn't want to rebel. The Empress Dowager insisted on putting the imperial yellow robe on me!”