Fellow Cultivator, Would You Like a Talisman or a Grilled Sausage?

[Urban Cultivation, Hilarious Everyday Life, Case-of-the-Week Mysteries, Multiple Heroines]

My name is Lin Xian, a former Immortal Emperor struggling to find work again in an age when spiritual energy is all but depleted.

When I started grilling sausages with an alchemy furnace and delivering takeout on a flying sword, I thought my cultivation career had hit rock bottom.

Then I helped a bankrupt female CEO with smeared makeup capture a demon. She shoved a wad of cash at me. "Master, work for me! I'll pay, you do the work!"

And so, the Leisurely Clouds Cultivation Agency opened for business.

Our services: relationship counseling (cutting off unwanted romantic advances), pet training (capturing demons), feng shui arrangements (setting up formations), and special delivery (same-day flying sword delivery).

Later, my client list got more and more outrageous:

A top-tier star asked me to keep obsessive fans away, the heir to the richest man asked me to exorcise evil spirits, and even the icy female director of the National "Abnormal Phenomena Investigation Bureau" always showed up right after I dealt with a problem. "Mr. Lin, we need to take your statement."

All I want is to quietly earn a few spirit stones and, while I'm at it, eat a few more puddings at the dessert shop downstairs that replenishes my spiritual energy.

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