My Phone Was Bombarded with Calls from a Top Celebrity's Fans, so I Yelled at Him to Take a Shower, and the Whole Internet Exploded

Three months ago, my phone number became a hellish hotline. Hundreds of calls came in every day from unknown numbers, all screaming for "Brother Jiang." They said my number was the private contact information for top idol Jiang Si. Jiang Si, the person I had a crush on for three years in high school. On the 999th call, the other person cried and begged me to tell her idol about her love. I finally broke down and blurted out, "He's in the shower, stop calling!" Only after hanging up did I realize what I'd said. That night, "Jiang Si's Mysterious Girlfriend Exposed" topped the trending searches. And my phone was bombarded with calls until it was switched off.