Oh No! The Ming Dynasty’s Most Useless Imperial Grandson Is Snatched Up by a Female War God

After transmigrating to the Great Ming, he became Zhu Yunton, the third son of Crown Prince Zhu Biao.

To survive the butcher’s knife of Old Zhu and the schemes of his second brother, Zhu Yunwen, Zhu Yunton bound himself to a System and cultivated immortality in secret, painstakingly disguising himself as the Great Ming’s most useless grandson: a 200-pound glutton who did nothing but eat and wait to die.

He thought he could quietly keep a low profile until he became invincible. Then one day, he casually split open the gates of heaven with a single sword stroke and instantly killed an assassin, only for Xu Miaojin, the Great Ming’s greatest female warrior, to witness it!

To resist Old Zhu’s imperial decree arranging her marriage to Prince of Yan Zhu Di, Xu Miaojin stood in the Hall of Supreme Harmony, clutching her “fake belly” and Zhu Yunton’s leg as she sobbed:

“Your Majesty! His Highness Yunton has already taken my chastity. I will marry no one but him!”

The entire court was dumbfounded! The capital’s talented young men had their hearts shattered!

Zhu Di was consumed with jealousy, while Old Zhu was so furious he drew his sword on the spot. “You rebellious grandson! I’ll hack you down, you swine who’s been rooting around with a peerless beauty!”

Hounded by Old Zhu and mocked by the officials, Zhu Yunton sighed as he was forced into marriage. “I’m done pretending. Here’s the truth.”

When three thousand Snow-Dragon Cavalry trampled the Northern Yuan royal court; when immortal crops yielding ten thousand jin per acre filled the state granaries; when he casually pulled out an elixir and dragged Crown Prince Zhu Biao back from death’s door…

Watching Zhu Yunton munching on melon seeds on the imperial throne, Old Zhu’s legs gave way. “My wonderful grandson, please rein in your divine powers! You can have the throne, and the whole Great Ming is yours. Just don’t abandon your grandpa!”