[Transmigrate into a book + showbiz + sweet romance + face-slapping + an incredibly powerful golden finger]
The irreverent blurb:
The villain mocks her to her face? Jiang Yunmo turns around and plops the watermelon she just finished eating onto their head. “I’ve put a cuckold’s hat on you. What are you going to do about it?”
The villain deliberately bullies an older farmer? Jiang Yunmo sticks a handful of grass on their head. “You made your grandma laugh so hard…”
The villain claims her cooking tastes better than anyone else’s? Jiang Yunmo grabs a gigantic ladle and serves her a scoop of someone else’s food. “If you like it, have some more.”
The villain stares at the ladle, which is bigger than her own head. “Emmm…”
The villain tries to manipulate her into thinking she’s unfilial? Jiang Yunmo rips the skin off the other person’s face and stomps on it. “You old geezer…”
A person from R country insults H country’s martial arts to her face? Jiang Yunmo steps in herself to teach them a lesson. “Are you any good or not?”
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The serious blurb:
A top assassin transmigrates into a book as a doomed supporting character. From the start, she’s in hell mode: the entire internet mocks her, and the male and female leads cripple her by snapping the tendons in her hands and feet. The leads are inhuman, trying to climb to the top by stepping on her and turning her into a stepping-stone.
Jiang Yunmo makes a snap decision, boards a plane out of the country, then turns around and embraces the craziest villainous tycoon in the book.
“Want to date me?”
Everyone fears him, hates him, and keeps their distance, thinking he’s a monster!
But she insists on pampering him, protecting him, and staying by his side.
She’d planned to lie flat, but there are just too many scumbag men and shameless women.
The supporting female character turns the tables and gets revenge at every step, while the villain becomes a doting husband who protects her at every turn.
The male and female leads? Sorry, we’re not following your script anymore.
If Heaven is unjust, then I’ll defy it. This time, I’ll write my own script.
