[Xuanhuan + Primordial World + Journey to the West + no heroine + dog as protagonist + light mistaken assumptions]
Xiaotian died once.
He died in his previous life during the calamity when Western Buddhism spread eastward, beneath a sky filled with Buddhist light, in the arms of his poop-scooper. With his last breath, his owner said softly, eyes red: “Next life, don’t be a dog.”
Then he was reborn, still a dog.
The good news: his owner is still here. The bad news: he can’t get to him.
The System tells him that if he wipes out Qingyun Sect, he can immediately attain Sainthood and return to his owner’s side.
Without a second thought, he decides to use his best skills: wrecking the place, causing trouble, and acting like a menace.
Day one: He pulls down a prodigy’s pants in front of everyone.
Day two: He wreaks havoc in the storeroom and sneaks off with top-grade Qi Gathering Pills.
Day three: He openly tells disciples to go die.
Current sect fortune: MAX
Mission progress: 0%
Dog Lord is baffled.
The harder he tries to cause trouble, the more the sect flourishes. The more he tries to destroy it, the more the disciples think he’s unfathomably profound.
“Just you wait, poop-scooper!” Dog Lord grits his teeth. “I’ll wipe out the sect any minute now!”
