Reborn as a Cannon Fodder, I Started a Ranting Business in the Capital

When Su Jinli transmigrates into the most doomed cannon-fodder legitimate daughter in the prince’s manor, she’s holding a teacup, ready to splash the famously cold-faced regent, Gu Yanchen. A moment ago, the original owner was so blinded by love she’d rather die than give up. The next, Su Jinli’s inner stand-up comic awakens, and she turns a suicide scene into a laugh-out-loud spectacle on the spot. Facing the prince’s icy glare: “Your Highness, please calm down. I wasn’t trying to splash you. I was washing your collar. After all, your clothes are even cleaner than your expression.” Facing her green-tea cousin’s provocation: “You’re such a good actress, little sister. It’s a shame you’re playing sisters with me instead of taking the stage and becoming a star.” Facing the whole capital waiting to laugh at her: “Jealous bickering is so beneath me. I’ll make it big in this ancient world with nothing but my silver tongue.” Everyone says the regent is ruthless and has no interest in women, but this quick-witted princess who’s always cracking jokes is the one person he can’t handle. Before long, the cold-faced prince becomes her personal audience, protecting, spoiling, and indulging her as she cracks wise. He even responds to her jokes with a straight face: “The princess is right. I’ll see to it.” “If the princess says someone is useless, then useless they are.” While others tread carefully through household and palace intrigue, she puts scoundrels in their place, makes money, and becomes the talk of the capital with her sharp tongue. While other couples whisper sweet nothings, she and the regent spend their days trading barbs, making for a romance that’s both wild and hilarious. In short: So what if she’s transmigrated as cannon fodder? With a mouth like a stand-up comedian, she can roast the whole room and win the heart of a king with power over all under heaven.