Shut Up, Ancestor! You Actually Made the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old Eunuch Kneel

Historical romance / wild imagination and absurd comedy / System sign-ins / palace intrigue, literally / delusions of grandeur / sweet and satisfying, no angst

As the Minister of the Court of Judicial Review, Liu Zhengqi has always dreaded trouble. Unfortunately, his transmigrated-into-a-book daughter, Liu Mianmian, is bound to the “Hot-Tempered Ranter System.”

Three steps into the story, she's on a countdown to instant death! To stay alive, she points at the powerful Eunuch of Nine Thousand Years and curses, “Your brow looks dark. You'll fall into a latrine the moment you leave!”

The whole family braces for death, but who knew the Eunuch of Nine Thousand Years really would fall into a privy, and even uncover a lurking assassin while he was at it!

From then on, everything goes off the rails: she calls a serial killer a eunuch, and he explodes with shame; she tells an enemy commander he's brainless, and his camp blows up that very night!

Liu Zhengqi looks at the yard full of medals for defending the kingdom and drops to his knees. “Please, young miss, just shut up! Your father is about to be forced onto the throne!”