Three Kingdoms: Hua Xiong, Crushing Guan Yu from the Start

Modern office worker Hua Tian wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into Romance of the Three Kingdoms as Hua Xiong, the man about to be killed by Guan Yu in the famous “warm wine, behead Hua Xiong” episode! Even more absurdly, he has gained the full strength of Li Yuanba, the foremost hero of the Sui and Tang dynasties: the power of four elephants, an eight-hundred-jin blade, and the might to take on ten thousand men. He has become the mightiest general in the Three Kingdoms! Just as eighteen warlords besiege Sishui Pass and Guan Yu mounts his horse with blade in hand, Hua Tian opens his eyes. He smiles faintly. “Warm wine, behead Hua Xiong? Today, I'll show the world what a true beheading looks like!” He cleaves Guan Yu, thrashes the Three Heroes, crushes Lu Bu, and tramples the eighteen warlords. Starting at Sishui Pass, Hua Tian stirs the Three Kingdoms with his invincible might. He claims Diao Chan, Cai Wenji, Zhen Mi, Da Qiao, and Xiao Qiao, gathering the realm's most beautiful women; wins over Cao Cao, Xun Yu, Guo Jia, Zhang Liao, and Xu Chu, bringing together the finest men of Cao's camp; savagely defeats Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhuge Liang, crushing Shu Han's ambitions; and annihilates the Wuhuan, tramples the Xiongnu, subdues the Qiang in the west, conquers Wa to the east, and absorbs the Shanyue in the south, slaughtering every non-Han tribe in the realm. In the end, he builds an empire that will last for ages with his own hands, unifies the Three Kingdoms, ascends to the throne, and looks down upon all living things!