You Asked Me to Tell Fortunes, So I Sent Every Wanted Criminal to Prison

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xuan becomes a washed-up streamer who can’t even pay his rent. Desperate for cash, he starts livestreaming and awakens the “Heavenly Secrets Divination System.” He can only tell three fortunes a day. For his first reading, he connects with a suggestive female streamer. Lin Xuan says, “Miss, there’s a serial killer hiding under your bed.” Five minutes later, the special police break down the door! For his second reading, he connects with the top donor in a livestream. Lin Xuan says, “Your scam company in northern Myanmar has quite the turnover, doesn’t it?” Ten minutes later, the cyber police cross provincial lines to arrest him! For his third reading, he connects with a popular young star. Lin Xuan says, “You’re in for a bloody disaster tonight. You were reported to the Chaoyang Masses for using drugs.” The entire internet erupts! The police chief personally enters the livestream and showers him with virtual gifts. “Master Lin, save me a spot for tomorrow’s reading. The department has an unsolved case that urgently needs your guidance!” Lin Xuan smiles faintly. “The fee is ten thousand. No credit. Tune in at the same time tomorrow, and I’ll send someone destined for prison!”