Online Dating Is So Boring! Come Meet Me in Person, Sweetheart, and Sit in My Lap

Name: Online Dating Is So Boring! Come Meet Me in Person, Sweetheart, and Sit in My Lap
Author: Yun Nianer

网恋多无聊！乖，奔现坐我怀里撩

by Yun Nianer (云念儿)

Status: Completed
Length: 562k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Billionaire CEO
Updated: 3mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Online Romance + Devoted Couple + Sweet Romance + Workplace + Campus]

The night she landed an internship, Sheng Xia celebrated with her roommate by showing off their cooking skills.

Before cooking, they were full of confidence. Afterward, the mushrooms were still raw.

Before eating, they were on top of the world. Afterward, they ascended to immortality.

In a daze, Sheng Xia thought she was the immortal heroine in an erotic novel. Not only did she ride her neighbor's dog as if it were a divine beast in the elevator, she also went off on her online boyfriend.

[Mianmian Bing: Do it yourself!]

[Mianmian Bing: Why are you called Lu? Can't you even manage seven times?]

[Mianmian Bing: You're weak! You need supplements!]

At the Lu Group, in the CEO's office.

Lu Chenye had just found out someone had ridden his dog and was furious. Then he saw the messages from his online girlfriend and laughed in anger.

[Lu: Weak?]

[Lu: Let's meet. We'll see about that!]

[Lu: Say something!]

Sheng Xia's world came crashing down.

How could a perfectly good person cause this much trouble?

She apologized, played dumb, acted cute, and pretended to be obedient. It took all that before they finally put the matter behind them.

Then Sheng Xia discovered that the dog she'd ridden belonged to her direct supervisor, Lu Chenye, and that he was also her online boyfriend.

Thinking about all the things she'd said to insult him, Sheng Xia burst into tears.

If he found out, would Lu Chenye let her off, with that rotten dog of his?

She could live without love.

But she needed her internship certificate.

Time to make something up!

[Mianmian Bing: I got married in a whirlwind, a business arrangement. He's sixty, but old and rich.]

[Mianmian Bing: Let's break up. I have to go make a late-night snack for my three sons.]

[Mianmian Bing: I'll leave you with two great songs: “Happy Breakup” and “Dignified.”]

Lu Chenye, who'd just been dumped: ???

Other names

She Accidentally Eats Poisonous Mushrooms and Sends a Thousand Voice Messages to Drive Her Boyfriend Wild误吃毒蘑菇，她千条语音撩疯男友Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

254Chapters

11.7kReads · 30 days

278.3kReads · all time

2.1kShelf adds, last 14 days

8.6Score

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12 likes6mo ago
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It's so good, with so many plot twists! It's really great, I'll stay up all night to finish it for him!!! Some things are just unexpected, it feels like a battle of wits, but also sweet.
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