[Hilarious Nonsense, Wild System, Cowardly Transmigrated Heroine]
Most people transmigrate into a book and get bound to a normal System that gives them a golden finger and lets them cheat their way to success.
When Jiang Qinghe transmigrates into a book, the plot has already gone off the rails.
The dog of a System she gets bound to has gone off the rails too, turning completely neurotic.
Every day, it forces her to slap people, blow up the kitchen, burn down the ancestral hall, and flick her treacherous minister father on the forehead.
System: Host, the crazier the task, the more it helps restore the original plot!
Jiang Qinghe nearly spits blood in speechless disbelief. As the daughter of a treacherous minister with immense power,
her life is a constant series of hair-raising disasters and utter chaos.
Good heavens! Can she really slap the emperor and the empress dowager?
Her treacherous minister father: Daughter! I beg you, stop slapping people!
System: Host, if you don’t slap them, the countdown to your death begins...
Jiang Qinghe shuts her eyes. “I’ll slap them, I’ll slap them. Better to live miserably than die well.”
The Regent, his face bearing a swollen red handprint, glares at her with a livid expression. “Woman, you’ve unexpectedly caught my attention!”
Good heavens! She only wanted to sit around waiting to die and get by doing as little as possible!
[Pure comedy. Logic is dead, so don’t overthink it. Just laugh!]
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