"Host, go save that child from drowning right now!"
"No. The water's deep, and getting wet could make my hair fall out."
"Then go stop that bank robbery!"
"No rush. I'll go pick up the loose change after he's done robbing the place."
The System, Xiao Ai, broke down. "Are you trying to drive me crazy?!"
Lu Fei lounged atop his billions in assets. "Quiet. First, help me steer this yacht with its 99.99% discount!"
See how history's laziest protagonist uses ridiculously discounted rewards to spoil three goddesses rotten!
