He stands at the pinnacle of power, but his only ambitions in life are to pay his taxes on time, tend the vegetables in his courtyard, and make a bowl of plain noodles so good his neighbors praise its "wok hei." Yet every one of his "ordinary days" sets off a chain of misunderstandings in the cultivation world, forcing him to become the "Supreme Dao Ancestor" everyone across the universe imagines him to be.
"Fellow Daoist, mind lending me a light?"
"These vegetables are wilted. Can I return them?"