I’m 35, single, and a streamer who barely scrapes by explaining infinite-loop novels. When a divine revelation rang out in my head, [The world will be submerged in 24 hours], I thought I was hallucinating!
I never expected this “Great Undersea Escape,” crafted by the gods, to have game rules, talents, weapons… that were all knockoff versions of Brotato, the roguelike I’ve played for thousands of hours!
While everyone else fought over [Warrior] and [Mage], I picked [Ghost], a talent with -100 armor, leaving the gods dumbfounded! And I never imagined my neutered pet cat would turn out to be the reincarnation of an ancient Cat God!
The gods: What a lunatic!
Me: There are too many bugs to bother complaining. Pay up!
Thanks to my advanced understanding of the game, I dodge at the very last second and show off, turning loopholes in the rules into a cheat code for printing money! Along the way, I even pick up the server’s number-one player, a peerlessly gorgeous murderer, as my teammate?
While everyone else thinks this is a game about escaping, I just smile.
Escape? No, this is my turf!
