Signing In at the Heavenly Prison: From the Start, I Steal the Empress's Fortune

Gu Xuan transmigrated into the cultivation game Slay the Heavens and became a disposable prison guard at the bottom of the Great Qian Dynasty's Celestial Prison.

According to the game's plot, three months later the chosen protagonist would trigger a prison riot. Gu Xuan would be the first expendable nobody he'd use to show off, killed instantly with a single sword strike!

A hellish start, with certain death looming! Fortunately, the [Divine Sign-In System] activated!

As long as he signed in near a prisoner blessed with great fortune, he could receive invincible rewards.

And at that very moment, the deepest level of the Celestial Prison held peerless fairies destined to shake the world.

[Sign in at the aloof Sword Immortal's cell, receive: Sword Opens the Gates of Heaven, Perfect Mastery!]

[Sign in beside the Demon Sect's Saintess, receive: Heaven-Devouring Fortune-Creation Demonic Art!]

[Sign in beside the Demon Empress of the Yao Race, receive: Eternal Prison-Suppressing Body!]

To stay alive, Gu Xuan had no choice but to leech off these fairies every day.

Three years later, after countless hardships, the chosen protagonist finally fought his way into the Celestial Prison, ready to follow the plot, play the hero, and save the peerless beauties destined to be his.

But when the prison gates swung open with a roar...

The chosen protagonist was devastated to find the aloof Sword Immortal he had longed for, the bewitching Saintess, and the peerless female emperor all obediently massaging the shoulders and legs of a prison guard seated in a grand armchair.

Gu Xuan glanced up, yawned, and said, “So you're the chosen one? Someone hang him on the wall and give him a beating.”