This Principal Gets Things Done: Need an Academician? He’ll Kidnap One!

“Tsinghua and Peking University reject all those underachievers? I'll take them!” “America blocks the technology? I'll build it!” Su Chen took over the worst vocational college in the entire city. Its only students were thugs who got into fights and game addicts who couldn't tear themselves away from their screens. Everyone was waiting for a laugh, expecting him to go bankrupt and shut down. But after bonding with the System, Su Chen decided to give the whole world a small taste of the shock that a junior college could deliver. As a lunatic principal, he used shameless tactics to persuade down-and-out top scientists to become instructors, then transformed a barren mountain into a super weapons factory! And so, the world went off the rails. At the national auto-repair competition, other schools were fixing tractors while Su Chen's students rolled out mechs with antigravity engines! At the global hacking championship, students from the vocational college's network administration class casually stripped the West's top-secret intelligence database bare! When America's carrier fleet tried to exert pressure, a star destroyer capable of reaching outer space slowly rose from the hills behind the college. The whole internet was stunned: “We asked you to manage a struggling junior college, and you built a Galactic Empire?” Su Chen stood atop a mech, gazing at the tens of thousands of students under his command, once street punks but now pillars of the nation. He waved his hand grandly: “Students, today's practical lesson is: smash through Wall Street and capture the Western plutocrats alive! Class dismissed!”