Honghuang: I’m Hounded by Lovesick Yun Xiao and Tsundere Bi Xiao

Lin Chuan transmigrates to the primordial world. With no cultivation or magical treasures, he plans to grill an oyster by the East Sea and make do with a meal. But then a stunning fairy stricken with lovesickness falls from the sky, catches the scent of the oysters, and pins him down on the beach! The next morning, Lin Chuan discovers that the one who pounced on him was the Interception Sect’s aloof beauty, Fairy Yunxiao! He expects her to kill him to keep him quiet, but Yunxiao’s sword hand pauses after she tastes a bite of beggar’s chicken. “From now on, you’re mine. You’ll cook for me every day and double as my bedmate. If you so much as glance at another woman, I’ll lock you inside the Primordial Golden Dou!” And so, the Three Immortal Islands’ only man is born. The usually cold and proud Fairy Yunxiao is, in private, a full-blown yandere obsessed with him! She clings to him for hugs every day and, at the slightest displeasure, uses her magical treasure to lock him in a dark room as “punishment.” When Bixiao and Qiongxiao drop by for a meal, Yunxiao gets even more jealous and immediately sets up the Nine-Bend Yellow River Formation: “Anyone who dares come here to mooch off my husband’s cooking will have their Three Flowers on the Crown stripped away!” Holding the soft, fragrant fairy in his arms, Lin Chuan sighs. “Living off my wife is great, though it does take a toll on my back.”