Transmigrating to Cultivate Immortality: A Niulanshan Liquor Bottle Becomes a Divine Artifact

Hilarious! I transmigrated to a cultivation world and rely entirely on a bottle from Niulanshan Liquor I got drunk and died, only to transmigrate as the unluckiest orphan! My only lifeline is the Niulanshan Liquor bottle that came with me! It can smash people without breaking, withstand fire and water, and brew all kinds of bizarre immortal liquor. I, Su Xiaohe, am the greatest survivor in the cultivation world! When trouble comes, I run. When I can bluff, I bluff. Yet I can save the day with a bottle of liquor and turn the tables with a single bottle! My senior sister flirts with me, the icy immortal gets jealous, the demoness clings to me, the cute little girl sticks to me, and the mature beauty protects me. It’s nonstop absurd comedy, with one thrilling comeback after another! Don’t ask about my cultivation. Just know that if I keep my head down, I can win!