We're Tomb Raiding, So Why Are You Performing a Ritual Here?

Other tomb raiders risk their lives with every expedition. For me, a Taoist, raiding a tomb is like going home to stock up! Du Mingfeng, the youngest leader of the Maoshan Sect in the Age of Declining Dharma, was struck by lightning while undergoing a tribulation and sent back to Changsha in 1930. Not only did he become the most senior ancestor of the Maoshan Sect, he also bound himself to the Merit Supreme System. From the start, he runs into Zhang Qishan at a train station, investigating a ghost train? Du Mingfeng counters with a single divine talisman. His Great Thunder Sound Mantra turns into a thunderous dance party, electrocuting an entire carriage of white-haired drought corpses until they question their existence as the undead. He even manages to swindle three gold bars from the Buddha Lord. From the mines of the Old Nine Gates to the seabed of Xisha, the Cloud-Top Heavenly Palace, the “Ultimate” behind the Bronze Gate, and the reboot of Listening to Thunder. A century passes, and the Iron Triangle is horrified to discover that this “Lord Du,” who has lived for who knows how long, is getting more and more outrageous: Zhang Qiling: “Ever since Lord Du gave me a Clear-Mind Talisman, I haven't lost my memory anymore. He even forced me to earn a correspondence bachelor's degree...” Wang Pangzi: “Lord Du's Five Thunder Technique is so useful. Now I don't even need C4 to blow up tombs. I just make thunderbolts in my palm by hand!” Wu Xie: “What exactly is the Ultimate? Don't ask me. Lord Du thought it was too cold inside the Bronze Gate, so he put up a ‘Temporarily Closed’ sign and welded the gate shut!” Du Mingfeng: “I don't call this tomb raiding. I call it putting the dead to rest with a little physical force! And what's wrong with charging a small fee for the job, when it comes to these burial treasures?!”