Hong Kong Crossover: I Want to Take It Easy, but My Muscles Are Too Impressive

Xiang Taiping transmigrates to Hong Kong in the 1970s and becomes a small-time hoodlum in Kowloon Walled City. By chance, he binds himself to the [Reverse Retirement System]: get kicked out of the gang or fired from the police force, and he'll be rewarded with ten billion dollars in retirement funds!

He is ecstatic on the spot: slack off, court death, get fired. How hard can that be? But he forgets that he still has the muscle memory of an elite special forces soldier from his previous life!

During a gang war, he stands in the middle waiting to die, then backhands a Red Pole with twin flowers and sends him flying. The gang boss is shaken: “He remains unfazed even as Mount Tai collapses before him. This man is unfathomable!”

Undercover in the police force, he slams the table and shouts, “I'm a corrupt cop!” Lui Lok immediately calls him a sworn brother: “You're the only person in all of Hong Kong who's ever been this honest with me!”

Boheng asks him to become blood brothers, and Brother Ma worships him as a god. Both the underworld and the law enforcement world regard him as the best of the best. Xiang Taiping looks at the godfather's throne before him and is completely at a loss: “I really just want to get fired! Stop reading so much into everything!”