I Became Uncle Nine's Disciple and Ran Off with Ren Tingting from the Start!

[Transmigrate, Uncle Jiu, System, multiple heroines]

I just transmigrated into the body of Uncle Jiu's third disciple, and the Invincible Taoist Master System activated on the spot!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've received the newbie gift pack!]

[Rewards granted: Innate Dao Body, cultivation manual Ten Thousand Daos Returning to the Origin, and 10,000 points!]

Starting off with a royal flush. Who can top that?

When faced with the Ren family's zombie, Qiusheng and Wencai are shaking with fear.

I open the System shop without hesitation.

[Item redeemed: Gatling Bodhisattva, Holy Light Edition]

[Points spent: 500]

“Master, times have changed. We need to use science to slay demons and eliminate evil, too!”

(I heft the Gatling gun glowing with holy light and unleash a relentless barrage on the zombie...)

Uncle Jiu: “???”

[Ding! White-hair zombie slain. 5,000 points awarded! Hidden achievement unlocked: Physical Salvation!]

Wait, this System... seems a little off, doesn't it?