She is Jiang Lingyi, a member of the Zhang family. Her combat prowess could smash through the Bronze Gate, but her life skills are a complete disaster: she gets lost in her own living room, and the only person who enjoys her cooking is Zhang Qiling, whose sense of taste has deteriorated. While blowing a hole in a wall to escape an arranged marriage, she crashes into Wu Xie's Wushan Residence, covered in blood, and activates the [Zongzi Livestream System], which lets her hear zongzi grumbling things like, “That guy in sunglasses is so handsome. I want to go home with him.”
Zhang Qiling silently kneels on one knee to tie her shoelace, then swallows a bowl of unidentified liquid in Rain Village without changing expression. “It's good.” Xie Yuchen traps her in a courtyard full of flowering crabapple trees and strokes her chin with his fingertips. “You've been running from this marriage for twenty years. You'll spend the rest of your life paying the rent.” Hei Xiazi grins roguishly around a piece of candy. “Little boss, I'll take the job of protecting you. Can we make it a betrothal gift now?” Wu Xie is driven from his naive self into the Evil Emperor, making dozens of paper effigies to burn and send to the underworld to keep her company. “I guard against rivals even in the underworld. Lingyi, don't think you can escape.”
When her irresistible pheromones run wild in an ancient tomb, and the Ultimate needs her blood, Lingyi hugs her black-gold ancient saber and gives up. “I just wanted to quietly fight zongzi. Why does everyone expect me to take responsibility?”
1. The strongest heroine ever meets a good-for-nothing at everyday life; everyone has a one-sided crush on her, and the sweetness is off the charts. 2. The Iron Triangle is intact; beware, the Sand Sea version of Wu Xie is a crazed obsessive. 3. Includes zongzi shipping couples and a pheromone love-triangle showdown.
It's alright, but it's a bit Mary Sue-ish.
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