(Abandoned halfway through. I've given up.)
I'm Zhou Mengrui, an ordinary wage slave who just wants to lie flat. By chance, I transmigrated to this bizarre world where swords and magic soar together, and Demon Gods mingle with eldritch horrors.
The good news is that I've become the vessel for Amon, the seventh of the seventy-two Demon God pillars. The monocle over my right eye can analyze anything, and with a wave of my hand I can steal abilities, manipulate people's hearts, and see into the past and future.
The bad news is that the true “God of Deceit and Secrecy” has been hiding in my mind from the very beginning, smiling as he waits to take over everything that is mine.
And Gu Jiu, the sword cultivator who should have been the protagonist, has sworn to eliminate me as a “threat to the world's destruction,” armed with three golden fingers and a cold, aloof senior sister.
But all I want to say is... I'm really not Amon!
At least, not yet.
