Real Madrid: I Assist Ronaldo and Drain the Talent of Everyone on the Pitch

From the start at the Bernabeu, I’m the worst No. 10 in Real Madrid history, and Zidane is sending me on as a scapegoat to take the fall!

Eighty thousand fans boo me, and the media have their “Real Madrid’s Shame” headlines ready. Then the Tiki-Taka Supreme System awakens with a bang!

Assist Ronaldo once and randomly acquire one of his S-rank abilities? I fire off a cross-time assist, and the Bernabeu falls silent!

God’s-eye view activated: every gap in the defense is laid bare before me.

Three-second foresight: defenders’ sliding tackles look as slow as snails.

A C-rank good-for-nothing? Sorry, every assist to Ronaldo makes me stronger. S-rank explosiveness, the curling free kick, Pirlo’s vision: all added to my arsenal!

Ronaldo: “Su, just pass me the ball. If I don’t score, it’s on me. Anyone who touches you is finished!”

Raul: “He’s the guiding light of the Bernabeu. I’d gladly hand over the scepter to him myself!”

The Catalan media sneer that I only get lucky?

Epic quest “Conquer the Camp Nou” unlocked: defeat the peak-era Barcelona Dream Team Three head-on and randomly acquire one of Messi’s S-rank abilities!

Messi, I hear your dribbling is a divine skill.

Then right here at the Camp Nou, in front of billions of viewers around the world, I’ll “borrow” it with my own two feet!