I, the Zhengde Emperor, Will Colonize the World!

When I woke up, I had become Zhu Houzhao, the notorious “foolish ruler” of the Ming Dynasty.

At court, civil officials called me absurd, vassal princes laughed at my incompetence, and foreign tribes took advantage of my youth.

I grinned!

Yang Tinghe pleaded bitterly: “Your Majesty, the laws of our ancestors must not be changed!”

“Change my ass. I am the ancestor!”

The Tatar prince sent a challenge to the border: “The Ming emperor is a useless playboy!”

“Jiang Bin, muster the troops! I’ll lead the expedition myself and smash his royal court!”

Years later, red banners flew across the globe, and envoys from every nation knelt throughout the Forbidden City.

With my beloved consort in my arms, I gazed at the horizon and said to the crown prince:

“My son, remember this.”

“My realm must extend to the ends of the earth.”

“Wherever the sun and moon shine, wherever rivers flow...”

“Everything is the hunting ground of my Great Ming!”