A Delicate Maid Livestreams as I Tear Lü Bu Apart and Make Cao Cao Kneel

Su Ze transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms, awakening the Martial God Physique and a pair of 800-jin tungsten-steel hammers. To avoid hard work, he joins Cao Cao’s camp as a frail military advisor who looks like he might topple in a breeze, and makes a point of winning people over with virtue.

Who could have guessed that a modern-day beauty of a star would transmigrate with a livestream System, becoming his personal maid and broadcasting around the clock to tens of millions of viewers?

The entire internet expects to watch a frail scholar struggle to survive, until Lü Bu cuts down eighteen generals at Hulao Pass and Cao Cao’s camp falls into despair.

Su Ze can only sigh. With his lovely, charming maid in his arms, he tears open his scholar’s robe, pulls out his 800-jin hammers, smashes Red Hare’s armor with one blow, and lifts Lü Bu into the air by the throat with one hand. “Did you really have to make me use physics?”

Tens of millions of viewers explode: How is this what a weakling who can’t even swat a chicken looks like?!

Cao Cao’s eyes grow misty on the spot. “Zi’an is truly a peerless warrior! Quickly, wash my few lovely daughters and send them to his tent!”

From then on, the whole story goes completely off the rails. While others devise strategies, he smashes through city gates with a hammer. While others worry about their reputations, he snatches the Qiao sisters and takes in widows.

Late at night, the gorgeous maid blushes on the livestream: “Everyone, the military advisor swings a giant hammer all day, and at night his stamina is even more inhuman!”

Modern historians go completely mad: Why does the textbook keep rewriting itself every day?!