I Just Transmigrated into Ximen Qing, and Wu Song Wants Me to Be His Brother

“My lord, my bamboo pole fell...”

When Qin Shou opened his eyes, the peerless beauty Pan Jinlian was gazing at him with tender affection.

Holy crap! Have I transmigrated into Ximen Qing? By my calculations, Wu Song will gut me in three months!

[Ding! The Water Margin Sage System has activated! Host, pick up the bamboo pole at once and firmly reject Pan Jinlian’s advances. Be an upstanding person! Reward: Beginner’s Gift Pack (the strength of Xiang Yu)!]

Qin Shou burst into tears. “No! I just want to be a spoiled rich kid!”

System: “No, you don’t. Become a sage and live forever. Defy the System and your tool of mischief will be confiscated on the spot!”

To stay alive (and keep his family jewels), he turns the world of Water Margin completely upside down.

He invests in Wu Dalang’s nationwide chain of “Dalang Sesame Pancakes”; he beats up Zhen Guanxi and saves Jin Cuilian; and on a snowy night, he climbs Liangshan to bring Lin Chong a down jacket.

Three months later, Wu Song returns with a knife and is completely dumbfounded. “My brother says you’re his reborn parents?! And you want me to call you godfather?”

Song Jiang weeps with gratitude. “I never knew such a loyal and righteous man existed! Brother, accept my bow!”

Surrounded by Liangshan’s fierce warriors, all insisting he become emperor, Ximen Qing grips ten thousand tons of gold and possesses peerless martial arts. He looks up at the sky and sighs. “I never wanted to be a sage. The System made me do it!”