A Hustling Sect Leader? No, I Lie Flat

After dying suddenly from overwork, Lin Du transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. There’s no 996 work schedule, no KPIs, and no changing requirements here. He’s delighted, ready to lie flat. Then he discovers this blasted place is even more cutthroat than a major tech company! The senior disciple cultivates for 18 hours a day, junior disciples fight tooth and nail over spirit-stone mines, tribulation success rates are below 3%, and everyone faces their trials exhausted. Just as Lin Du is about to slack off, the 【Anti-Overwork System】 activates: 【Notice: Host’s cultivation level = number of overworked cultivators saved × lie-flat index】 Wait, so that means… Let everyone else work themselves to the bone while I reap the rewards? The senior disciple cultivates like crazy? Give him weekends off! The sect is holding a bottom-performer elimination? Bring in labor arbitration! The Demon Realm next door has invaded? Poach their generals and promise them “five insurance plans, a housing fund, and tribulation insurance”! Later, all across the world of immortal cultivation, people talk about a madman who lay flat his way to becoming the Immortal Emperor. The Cultivation Maniac wants to duel me? No, I just want to talk to him about the Cultivation World Labor Protection Act.