[System] [Comedy] [Cultivation] [Memes] [Wild Imagination]
- Shocking! A newcomer in the Golden Core Realm slays a beast in the Great Ascension Realm in one hit! A powerful expert in the Tribulation Transcendence Realm learns the truth and falls completely silent.
- Unbelievable! A mysterious man refuses to let his opponent breathe during a fight, then steals his QQ account. The law enforcement squad’s commander clarifies, “The person who got beaten up really wasn’t me!”
- Today, the Jiuliu Six Merchants Guild launched the latest Fengyi series of handheld communicators for female cultivators. When asked whether this was connected to the young master of the Xuanbao Merchants Guild undergoing castration and a gender change, Shopkeeper Liu roared, “That’s pure slander! I only deleted his QQ account. How can you pin this on me?!”
- Scandalous! The number one beauty on the Fragrance Rankings was seen leaving the Liu residence late at night, leaning against the wall and muttering “Beast” over and over.
- Shopkeeper Liu’s mount, a Twin-Horned Thunder Civet, has reportedly become pregnant. Is this the collapse of morality or the corruption of human nature? Tune in tonight to “The All-Knowing Guest Speaks Out.”
- Too shocking for the history books! The reason no one in the Cultivation World can ascend has been exposed, and the truth will send chills down your spine!
Sales champion Liu Qiexian was “forced” to transmigrate to the Cultivation World.
He got bound to a System that loved to talk back.
With a bugged divine weapon protecting him from the start, he could fight and level up at the same time.
His underlings were either obsessed with food or compulsive neat freaks.
Looking at the enemies packed into the valley, Liu Qiexian calmly pulled out his handheld communicator.
“Emergency notice: All sects, come help me beat these people up! Any sect that doesn’t show up will have its internet cut off next month!”
It's really fun and funny.
Lighthearted, not heavy A lighthearted and humorous cultivation novel. It's fun.