You're the One With the Limp and Bad Eyesight! Protect Our Little Melon!

[Both pure + mutual devotion + strong heroine and hero + fictional dynasty]

Why has a noble young lady, once the model of virtue in the capital, ended up in a remote mountain village?

Why has a spoiled young master, once known for chasing cats and dogs around the capital, changed his name and hidden his true strength?

Were their meeting and the bond between them fate, or a calamity ordained by heaven?

What secrets will they uncover as they test each other, time and time again?

When they first meet.

“You lame, mute woman!”

“You blind, obnoxious man!”

And later.

“Wifey, why won’t you talk to me?”

“Are you tired of me? Or is some vixen out there trying to steal you away?”

Nan Wangwan rubbed her temples. “Qiu Wang, you’re as noisy as ten of our sons.”

Qiu Wang lit up and smiled bashfully. “Wifey, does that mean you’ll have ten children for me?”

Nan Wangwan: “…”

What a wicked thing to say.

Qiu Wang: “But this one little brat is already enough trouble. Ten would be too hard on you, wifey.”

“Wifey, I know a way for us to have fun without having children. Want to hear about it?”

Nan Wangwan: “…”

Thanks for asking, but not really.

She wondered: why was this man getting more and more shameless?

Qiu Wang: “Sister, you really don’t want to hear?”

Nan Wangwan: “I suppose there’s no harm in listening.”

P.S. This is a romance between an older woman and a younger man. If that’s not your thing, please don’t read!