You Were Supposed to Set People Up, But You Brought the Civil Affairs Bureau into Your Livestream

【Wild imagination + System + livestreaming + lighthearted comedy + brainless feel-good fun + memes】 Lin Chen transmigrates into the body of a twenty-four-year-old good-for-nothing who's just been laid off, and unexpectedly awakens the ultimate matchmaking System! While others livestream sales, he livestreams hardcore matchmaking. With just a silver tongue, he makes every bizarre guest look like a saint! Comments: “You can spin this, too?” Lin Chen smirks. “It's no big deal, not a problem. You have to believe in the art of language.” She works at a foot bath shop? She's a bath attendant! A proper bath attendant! A mother and daughter have both been married four times? A family with eight divorces between them! She has stretch marks? She's got a belly full of culture! She's got cancer? You'd better hurry, or the other person won't be able to wait much longer! Diabetes? He's a sweet simp! A sweet simp! He'll give you all the sweetness he has left in his life! He keeps tens of thousands of bees? He has hundreds of thousands of employees working for him! The livestream chat explodes, and netizens flood it with comments: “Just send him to mediate the dispute between Damao and Ermao!” “His mouth runs faster than his brain, and the jokes come faster than the plot!” “Ridiculous but addictive. One episode will have you laughing for three days!” “His mouth works better than the Civil Affairs Bureau's marriage certificate stamp!” Then the System throws him one final, ultimate task: 【Find a match for your ex-girlfriend. Her match is your archenemy.】 Lin Chen falls silent for three seconds, then smiles at the camera. “Folks, if this gets a hundred thousand likes, I'll make them get married on the spot.”