Foreseeing Exile! The Mystic Consort Empties the Imperial Treasury, Leaving the Emperor Sobbing

[Farming, mysticism, clearing out the house, stockpiling supplies, natural disasters, plague, humiliating scumbags, marriage first and love later]

Mystic master Lu Zhaozhao fails to ascend and wakes up in the body of the real daughter of a marquis’s family, who was switched at birth.

She’s barely been brought home when she learns they plan to send her off to become a stepping stone for a treacherous minister?

[System Mission: Protect the Xiao family’s good name and steer the Prince Regent back onto the right path!]

Facing her deeply biased scumbag father and his family, Lu Zhaozhao sneers and empties their entire estate!

After marrying into the Prince Regent’s household, Lu Zhaozhao racks her brains to set the crooked Xiao Ciyan straight, while catching ghosts, purifying baleful energy, upgrading her pocket dimension, and clearing out supplies. She’s busy as can be!

The fake daughter plays weak to win sympathy? Lu Zhaozhao counters with a truth-telling talisman, making her expose her schemes in front of everyone!

The vicious concubine wants to ruin her reputation? Lu Zhaozhao sets up a bad-luck formation, so she sees ghosts every day and runs into trouble at every turn!

The emperor’s favored consort throws her weight around? One casual silencing spell makes her bray like a donkey in the main hall, and Lu Zhaozhao even clears out her private treasury!

She foresees that the emperor plans to exile the Prince Regent’s household.

Lu Zhaozhao gets to work that very night, emptying the imperial treasury and digging up three feet of soil from the imperial gardens. She leaves not a blade of grass behind!

On the road to exile, everyone expects to see Lu Zhaozhao suffer, but they’re all left dumbfounded.

While others roll around in the mud, Lu Zhaozhao soaks in a hot spring in her pocket dimension.

While others are faint with hunger, Lu Zhaozhao munches on Australian lobster in her carriage.

Her scumbag father begs for a bowl of soup. Lu Zhaozhao says, “I’d pour it out for a dog before I gave it to you.”

The treacherous minister doesn’t become a better man. Instead, he turns into a clingy, doting husband.

Xiao Ciyan: “Wife, I conquered the throne for you. You sit there, and I’ll massage your feet.”

The emperor: “Do you two have any manners? One of you emptied my house, and the other stole my throne!”