Pregnant and on the Run in an RV! The Amnesiac Crown Prince Is Smitten

[Farming, amnesiac crown prince, natural disasters, System, clearing everything out]

Transmigrated into a disgraced young woman, pregnant and being exiled after her family is seized?

Cui Lingyun lets out a cold laugh, turns around and empties her scumbag father's coffers, then kicks off a zero-cost shopping spree in the capital!

A corrupt official's fortune? Taken! She empties the entire imperial treasury. There wouldn't be room for a mouse to lay down a mat!

Caught red-handed while robbing the crown prince's residence? He even grabs her by the throat? Cui Lingyun doesn't waste a word. She knocks him out and stuffs him into her RV.

The next morning, the capital is in an uproar: The imperial treasury is empty, and the crown prince has vanished!

On the road to exile, her scumbag father and his family gnaw on tree bark in a blizzard, while she sits in her RV, pregnant belly and all, enjoying hot-pot beef and air conditioning.

When the battery runs low, she steps out, breaks through the realm, and curses the Heavenly Dao: “Damn you, Heaven! The battery's only at 80 percent. Are you running out of juice? Strike me with two more bolts of Purple Heaven Divine Lightning!”

The Heavenly Dao collapses, while her System master clutches his chest in her sea of consciousness and spits blood.

And that deranged, ruthless crown prince... Not only has he lost his memory, he's turned into an utterly clingy romantic!

Give him a cup of self-heating hot pot, and he drops to one knee.

Give him an iced cola, and his ears turn red as he rubs her calves.

Give him an egg-yolk pastry, and he cuts his way through an entire bandit den with his sword, then comes back and nuzzles her palm, looking up at her for praise.

When her scumbag father and his family kneel outside the window, crying for a bowl of soup, he seals the window shut. “Get lost. My wife has morning sickness and needs peace and quiet.”

For most people, exile means a brush with death. For Cui Lingyun, it means a road trip on the government's dime, an amnesiac top-tier male model waiting on her hand and foot, and the Heavenly Dao moonlighting as an RV battery.

Looking at the amnesiac, innocent crown prince before her, Cui Lingyun rests a hand on her belly and falls into thought.

When this guy gets his memory back and realizes I'm the one who kidnapped him, emptied his home, and used him as a clingy puppy for free for three months... won't he turn around and make me empress?!