Please Stop Overthinking! I Really Am a Martial God

My name is Lin Yu. I have been reborn.

In my previous life, I watched helplessly as my defenseless older brother, Lin Ye, died a horrific death in a beast tide while protecting me. It was the greatest regret of my life!

Now that I’ve been given another chance, I swear I’ll defy fate and protect my brother!

Mysterious cultivation techniques, spirit herbs falling from the sky, powerful monsters badly wounded... I know this is the fortune my rebirth has brought me. I’ll seize every opportunity and become a Martial Emperor so my brother can live the best life possible!

Big brother, all you need to do in this life is fish and sell barbecue. Leave everything else to me!

My name is Lin Ye, and lately I’ve been a little annoyed.

My idiot brother, who’s been reborn, keeps mistaking garbage for treasure.

He thinks the cultivation technique I use to prop up the table is a peerless art. The pills I feed to the dog are life-extending elixirs. The monster I knocked unconscious with a slap is his lifelong nemesis.

Sigh. How am I supposed to tell him that all the “good fortune” he thinks he has is actually arranged by me?

I, Lin Ye, the only Martial God alive, really just want to be a lazy nobody!