Are These Three Big Shots My Fathers? I Don’t Want to Be Empress!

[No Romance + Everyone Dotes on Her + Female Emperor + Good Fortune] P.S. A light comedy with a narcissistic little menace, not a well-behaved girl! Before Mom ran away, she shoved three tokens into my hands: “The Regent of Zhao, the Emperor of Qi, and the Chancellor of Wei. One of them is your father. Pick one.” I looked at the jade pendant, the ring, and the bracelet. “Can't I pick all of them?” Mom smiled. “...I suppose you can.” Only later did I learn that all three really were my fathers. And all of them were crazy. The Regent acts like an icy King of Hell, but secretly collects figurines, rates assassins, and drinks the blood of virgin boys when he has an episode. The Emperor of Qi smiles, showing a pair of little tiger teeth. The brighter his smile, the more people die. If he goes a day without killing, he loses his mind. The Chancellor of Wei is a sage revered throughout the land, but every time he coughs up blood, it's because he's thinking of someone. Without the people's support, he can't survive. Mom said, “Don't mind them. Unless it's important, don't go looking for them.” I wholeheartedly agreed and decided to keep my head down. But the next day, the Regent's men blocked the entrance. “His Highness invites you to the manor for a visit.” Wait, I haven't decided which dad I want yet! Later, the arrogant Regent holds me close, his eyes red. “Jiangjiang, stay here with me.” Even more outrageous, the Emperor of Qi comes right to our door to claim me. His hand trembles as he strokes my head. “I've already lost your mother. I can't lose you too.” I thought things couldn't get any messier, until the Chancellor of Wei showed up as well. The man who stands high above the clouds loses his composure for the first time. “Jiangjiang, come to your father.” Three powerful men fight to claim me as their daughter and say they'll make me Empress. I grit my teeth. Mom, just how much trouble have you gotten me into? And... which one am I supposed to choose?