What the Hell! I, Wang Ying, Want This Realm and Its Beauty Too

Of all people, why did I have to become Wang Ying from Water Margin? Whoever dares call me a runt will get a dozen holes stabbed right through him. The mountain king has to accept amnesty? I’ll beat you to death, you damn Song Jiang! I’m not accepting amnesty. I’ll seize the Zhao family’s throne myself! Hu Sanniang, the One-Zhang Green, won’t submit? Then I’ll beat her into submission! Arrogant Li Qingzhao looks down on me? Then I’ll snatch her up and give her a beating! Li Shishi thinks I’m ugly? I’ll show you the perks of being an ugly guy! An imperial princess? Smack! I’m saving you, get it?!