After ten years as a menial servant in a cultivation world, Chen Qingyun finally awakened a System!
Overjoyed, he thought his life was about to take off.
[Ding! Great Villain Self-Destruct Livestream System successfully bound!]
[This System's purpose is to make the Host the most famous villain in history, and the one who dies the fastest! Every time you court death, you'll be livestreamed to the Myriad Worlds!]
[Beginner mission: Sneak into the Saintess's bathhouse within one day and steal her personal underwear.]
[Mission failure penalty: Run naked around the sect plaza while shouting “I'm a dumbass” one hundred times.]
[Mission refusal penalty: Explode immediately and ascend on the spot (literally).]
Chen Qingyun: “???”
To stay alive (and save face), Chen Qingyun had no choice but to steel himself and go through with it.
He tried to steal the Saintess's underwear, but through a strange twist of fate, he replaced her bathwater with thousand-year-old stalactite milk, helping her break through on the spot.
He tried to put laxatives in the Sect Master's pills, but his hand slipped and he added Dragon Saliva Grass instead, refining a peerless divine pill.
He tried to go clubbing at the main altar of the demonic cult, but he accidentally nailed the long-lost Demon Emperor dance steps and was hailed as the new leader by the demons.
The livestream viewers: “The streamer is messing with us again! This isn't courting death, it's a masterclass in showing off!”
