[Game Dungeons] [Infinite] [Lighthearted] [Unexpected Contrasts]
“So you’re saying there’s a game that’s 100% real?”
“I saw it with my own eyes!”
“And everyone who comes out of it gets superpowers or special items?”
“Exactly!”
“...So that means money and power are both there for the taking, right?”
“Huh? Well, when you put it that way, I guess so.”
“...”
The officer taking notes hesitated, then finally said earnestly, “Look, kid, coming to the police when you’re in trouble is the right thing to do. But we should all try to read fewer novels. At least for now, the laws of physics still apply!”
Also known as: “I’ll Make Sure He Gets Rave Reviews,” “I’m Really Not the Big Bad,” “There’s Something Just a Little Off About My Player Status,” and “Thanks for Asking. I’m in a Dungeon, and I Think My Teammates Are Dead”
