Reverse invincibility, wild imagination, dark humor, a master of playing it safe, simulator
After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Su Yang has spent twenty years living by one principle: “Stay safe.” Before leaving home, he always checks the almanac; when walking, he sticks close to the walls; even passing dogs get three sticks of incense in tribute. He thought he’d spend his whole life lying low in a small sect, but on his twentieth birthday, his late-arriving golden finger, the Longevity Simulator, forcefully came online!
From the start, his beginner’s guaranteed draw gives him an SSS-tier talent: Intelligence-Reducing Aura!
Anyone who steps within a thousand meters of Su Yang, whether a peerless sword cultivator or the patriarch of a demonic sect, has their intelligence cut in half.
When vicious bandits come down the mountain to collect a debt, Su Yang activates the aura, and one of them drops his weapon and kneels on the spot. “Dad! Your son has been searching for you for so long!”
Faced with a haughty, aloof Saintess, Su Yang sighs helplessly, and her logic instantly collapses. “He insulted me. He must be trying to get my attention. He loves me so much!”
From then on, the entire cultivation world goes completely off the rails.
Su Yang: “I really just want to cultivate safely, but somehow I’ve turned the whole cultivation world into a bunch of brainless cripples…”
