Overworked office drone Lin Yi stayed up late reading a web novel and transmigrated to the high-martial world of Blue Star, where he was bound to an Emotion Points Lottery System. The items he draws are powerful, but their side effects grow more ridiculous with each one.
Invincible slippers that boost attack power by 300%? Put them on and they automatically make you dance to “Little Apple” at least once a day.
A narcissistic mirror that shows you your “peerless beauty”? It compliments whoever looks into it until you believe you’re the Heavenly Dao’s favorite child.
A reverse baton that controls an enemy’s movements? The price is that you have to perform the opposite actions yourself.
And so the style of Blue Star’s cultivation world is completely thrown off course: while others ride flying swords, he dances; while others cultivate, he admires himself; while others subdue demons, he charges in the opposite direction.
In a world where might makes right, Lin Yi uses these bizarre items to embark on an unprecedentedly hilarious path of cultivation.
Want to try a draw? I guarantee you’ll laugh until you can’t close your mouth, or cringe so hard your toes curl!
