What to Do When Disaster Strikes? Watch Me Spin My Treasure Around

[Transmigration + System + Primordial World + mythology + urban high martial arts + ruthless hero + playing the fool to catch the tiger + invincible protagonist] On my first day after transmigrating, I went to tutor a rich woman. She was wearing nothing but a spaghetti-strap dress, with no underwear. Things started getting weird while I was tutoring her. She said, “Slow down.” I said, “I can’t slow down.” Then her mouth split open, and she said she was going to eat me. I thought I was done for. But then the little ancestral gourd hanging around my neck suddenly lit up. My body moved on its own, and my mouth blurted out: “Treasure, please turn around.” Whoosh! A gust of wind, and she was gone. I survived, and my body grew back. A voice appeared in my mind: Sequence 180, Guixu, awakened. Later, the authorities found me and told me I was the only one of my kind in the whole world. I said, “Sure, sure. Whatever you say.” From then on, I went to class by day and took on her appearance to go fishing for prey at night. I crushed my peers, humiliated show-offs, and killed my way forward. Later, I discovered that an ancient world lay buried beneath this one. All those ancient beings from mythology were waiting for me down there. They called me the “Dao Lord.” I told them they had the wrong person. I was just a passerby. Then a pair of three-legged Golden Crow wings grew out of my back.