I'm Not Taking the Blame for the Heroines Getting Pregnant!

[Diary + trope subversion + plundering luck + no goody-two-shoes protagonist + one man and many women + gets more satisfying as it goes]

Chu Tian transmigrates.

He transmigrates into a harem power fantasy as the groveling Villain Daoist heir, destined to be publicly humiliated by the fated male lead, ruined, disgraced, and left dead without a whole body.

Fortunately, he awakens the [Diary-to-Godhood System]. All he has to do is write in his diary every day to grow stronger.

Who writes diaries if they’re sane?

If it’s written in a diary, can you really call it what you think?

Of course, snarking is another matter.

[Su Yao really is beautiful, but the original guy groveling over her like that was just stupid. I’m done serving her. She can go to whoever she wants.]

[Master Liu Ruyan keeps a stern face every day, but there’s something off about that look in her eyes. Could she have feelings for me? Forget it, don’t flatter yourself. I’m a respectable Daoist heir.]

[Lin Xiao really thinks he’s the protagonist? He swaggers when he walks and puts on an affected voice when he talks. I give his act full marks. But his luck doesn’t seem all that impressive.]

[…]

He discovers that ever since he started writing his diary, the plot has gone completely off the rails.

Su Yao no longer treats him coldly. Instead, she has grown gentle toward him.

Master Liu Ruyan’s lessons have become increasingly “hands-on,” and her voice is so tender it could drip with sweetness.

Even the aloof Holy Maiden comes all the way to the Taixu Sect to “exchange knowledge,” looking at him as if he were some priceless treasure.

Chu Tian panics. Wait, did you all see something you weren’t supposed to?

Even more absurdly, every day he writes in his diary, the System gives him rewards: ancient cultivation methods, heaven-defying pills, and top-grade treasures, delivered in endless supply.

Chu Tian closes his diary. System, did you get something wrong? I’m the Villain.