『Protagonist: Yang Jian』『Male supporting character: Jiang Shang』『Female lead: Jiang Mu』『Pure wish-fulfillment』『No angst』『Regrets may or may not be made up for』
My name is Yang Jian. When you… wrong channel. My name is Jiang Shang. This is my story. I will forge a strange river out of all things supernatural and ascend to godhood.
Enemy: The River God Jiang Shang is nothing special. I killed him with ease.
Jiang Shang, Phase One: Okay, congratulations on reaching Phase Two. Up next is Jiang Mu, an ascender from the three-dimensional reality, along with her several divine weapons.
Jiang Mu, Three-Dimensional, Origin + Divine Weapon Gungnir (unerring, sure-kill strikes that transcend time and space) + Divine Weapon Laevateinn (destroys everything and burns the world to ashes) + Divine Weapon Ame-no-Murakumo (cuts through time, space, rules, everything) + Divine Weapon Shadow Sword (when you gaze into the darkness, the darkness gazes back at you) + Imitation Divine Weapon Gungnir (pins down everything in the present)
Enemy: …Can I switch sides and join the good guys now?
Shen Lin: Damage. I really was too clever.
Yang Jian: Phase One is beatable, but I don’t want to fight. If I do, I’ll have to think about whether I’m going to be pinned down, burned alive, or chopped in half.
