【While everyone else cultivates by refining their qi and tempering their bodies, I cultivate by acting as people's guarantor.】
【I guaranteed a vengeful ghost a loan of a hundred years of yin energy, then punched a Golden Core cultivator into oblivion!】
【I guaranteed a Martial Saint a loan of peerless vitality, then kicked a grandmaster flat!】
【I guaranteed a loan for a Demon Emperor, borrowed the power of ten thousand demons, and ended a sect rebellion with a single thought!】
【Everyone under heaven calls me the greatest guarantor alive, saying I alone can keep the mortal world at peace. But I really just want to slack off and clear my master's name, that's all!】
【Su Juan: Stop asking me to guarantee your loans! I really hate trouble! Please, I'm begging you!】
【Everyone: Master Guarantor Su! Please guarantee our loans! We trust you!】
