Squidward, Are You Really Squidward?

[Childhood Weird Tales] + [Indescribable] + [National Games Live Broadcast] + [Bikin Castle Support Group] + [After endless despair, hope must come] … 1. [I] am Squidward, a native of Beechburg, living in the Resurrection Figure House, with two annoying neighbors, SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star, and a job I don't like, the cashier of the Krusty Krab. 2. Although [I] am the cashier of the Krusty Krab, what I really love is the pursuit of art. The thing I hold in my hand is called a recorder. For some reason, people on land like to call it a clarinet. 3. As far as [I] know, I just came back from Octopus Village not long ago, spent an annoying Christmas with SpongeBob, and because of the ridicule of Playboy Handsome Octopus, I was forced to organize a band in Bikini Castle and hold a grand performance at Bubble Bowl. Fourth, Bikini Castle is a lively place, with nuclear explosions happening every now and then, Poseidon suddenly going crazy, and sometimes alien species invading. [I] have thought about leaving this ghost place many times, but apart from here, where else can I find a place on the vast seabed? 5. [I] have been very tired recently and have had enough of Spongebob and Patrick. I want to leave here temporarily and travel to a place where I can't see them. Anywhere is fine... 6. National Games live broadcast? What the hell is this, wait... This book is also called "Seven consecutive defeats in the National Games, don't panic and ask Brother Squidward to fight for you!" !